Had a guy call for an uber for his favorite stripper to go home from her shift. He was drunk outside but planned to drive himself. She begged him to come with us and add his place to the stops. He agreed and added his in which actually tripled the fair, but later with that.

The guy spent the entire trip to her place, about 30 minutes, begging to sleep on her floor, he knew nothing would happen. She played him like a Stradivarius violen, you know I love you but my roommates wouldn't allow it, we will have lots of time tomorrow in the club. He gives her $50 as she gets out and just false back into the seat.

His destination is in the exact opposite direction almost an hour. We talk about him being the greatest ladies man ever and he gives me the names for all the best clubs and says if I drop his name they will treat me like a VIP. Finally get to his place and he says to wait a minute while he runs inside. I agree to hang out for a minute. He sprints inside and comes back out to give me 2 $20s and says goodbye. I checked later on and he had apparantly forgotten about the cash and given me another $20 in the app. Best trip hands down.