As a person who has grown very fond to lift as well as mostly uber. I would like to say surge rates for "party" nites are not really that expensive. I would like to draw your attention to possibility even using limo's or the town cars by appointment even. I know Pittsburgh has very nice services availible.
I realize everyone thought uber and lift and blah blah blah that dude jitney you can't find now were very viable party night alternatives. cheap.. some times, in your own opinion pricey.
maybe i'm wrong.. uber is still waaaayyyy cheaper.. most attorneys charge a reasonable rate of several hundred dollars.. AN HOUR. how many hours does it take you to get home?
is it sinking in yet?
As a individual who is going to remain anon, after 2 duis in my lifetime, I would strongly recommend the uber xl..
its incredible comfortable..
spacious..
on time. you literally will know exactly where your ride is!!! AND YOUR NOT EVEN FAMOUS!
you don't have to drive.... YOU CAN LITTERALY TEXT AND SURF ZUCKERBURGS WEBSITE ALL THE WAY HOME!! FUCK IF YOUR LUCKY? YOU CAN KEEP DRINKING!
did you read that? you don't have to drive. you could walk. or stumble.. but not to your car.
and it wont cost you 20 grand. your ability to run for political office, your hunting rights. or basic second amendment rights.
MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT kill someone.
someone who is more important to the world has idea's nobody knows yet.. could be the next president even.. possibly cure goverment?
tonight, please use uber or lyft or a jitney or the shitty pat bus, or a cab or your mom.. just... spend 50 bucks you cheap fuck. its a magical night, don't ruin your neighbors grandmothers 100th birthday.. you never know.
thank you.