UHC Community Post - May 09, 2015

First there was nothing.

Then there was Graser10

He saw an open plain of void,

And he thought

I'm so lonely

I will make a living thing

And call it a player

So Graser10 made many living things But some were leaders

He called them his Children

The children of Graser10 were as follows

Aubron, born with the curse of life without regeneration. Vareide, born with the gift of being European

Chad, born with the curse of being madly obsessed with coffee cup related computer programs

Cayorion, born with the gift of power over land

Sterling, born with the gift of charisma

And Pentaclam, who could never set foot on land, for it would fall beneath him

And with the five children came five realms

Chad and Vareide became partners and lead the realm of MCSG

Cayorion lead the realm of Factions

Pentaclam lead the realm of Spleef

Sterling lead the realm of Mineplex

And last, Aubron lead the realm of UltraHardCore

While Graser10 made all of his children to be equal, he liked Sterling the most. He became attached to Mineplex, and babied it, leaving his other children to build their empires alone.

The realm of MCSG grew quickly, fueled by the great messenger, AntVenom. Droves of new players, formed from the sons and daughters of the children of Graser10 eagerly emigrated to MCSG. Chad and Vareide became the richest children.

The realm of Factions grew almost as quickly. However, after centuries of great popularity, copycat realms began to appear everywhere, and Factions became nothing but a slew of rambunctious city-states. Czar Cayorion's throne was usurped, and his famous name fell into obscurity.

Spleef became wildly popular, though it did not remain one realm. The traditions of Pentaclam and the realm of spleef spread far and wide, people swept the ground out from under each other for sport, earning great reward upon victory. But, like Czar Cayorion of Factions, Pentaclam was forgotten, and he too tumbled into obscurity, never to be spoken of again.

Mineplex, backed by the great Graser10 himself, rose to ultimate power almost immediately. For King Sterling could afford the greatest nobles money could buy. Mineplex became a monarchy, and all members of the kingdom worshipped the great King. However, this was short lived. Enter the slick, keen, hip Captain Jordan Sparkles, a sailor who traveled through all of the realms. He finally landed at Mineplex, and his hipness mesmerized the citizens. Sterling was soon forgotten, and Captain Sparkles became the idol of Mineplex.

As for the last realm, it's growth has slown to a crabwalk. Aubron tried everything, he utilised the Reddit mountain range, started a great crusade called WMC, but nothing seemed to work. The realm of UltraHardCore was dark and quiet, for nobody wanted to come to a realm where there were no cures, no vaccines, not even natural healing. But then, a local miner named Mr. Boulderfist found a wondrous mineral! It flashed in the starlight, glimmered like a diamond. It had the color of a beautiful flower. A great Doctor who called himself the great Master of Power was fascinated by the new mineral. He studied the new "gold", and found something that he had never seen before. He discovered that this "gold" had similar properties to that of the famous "full hunger syndrome" that healed people of all other realms. MOP tested the gold out, fusing it with a regular Apple. What emerged was truly fantastic. An apple, laced in gold, that affected people's health...POSITIVELY! He immediately confronted Aubron, and the newly named Aureus Pupillam was distributed all around UltraHardCore! People heard of this, and tourism in UltraHardCore grew enormously!

The realm of UltraHardCore thrived after that! The flow of tourism was enough for the natives to make an honest living, but not many had heard of UltraHardCore. It was a small realm, both in size and population. Sterling and his minions, Spu and Chiss, did their best to hide the fact that UltraHardCore existed from anybody who lived in Mineplex. By this time, Sterling, Chad, and Vareide had begun to suck tourism from the other realms, turning the realm of Spleef into a barren wasteland, visited by only the Nostalgic. Pentaclam had nowhere to go, so he accepted a job in MCSG. Factions shrunk significantly. But Sterling dared not deal with UltraHardCore, for he feared his citizens would leave him! Graser10 watched intently, and he was shocked to discover Sterling's treachery! So, he felt sympathy for Aubron. Graser10 created a man by the name of Dbz Fan. Dbz Fan descended upon UltraHardCore, and everyone loved him. His fame came to the point where everyone would say "Dbz Fan Knows Best!" He was their saviour! The tales of the great and mighty Dbz Fan were too great even for Sterling to hold at bay! People learned of his greatness, and new following flocked to UltraHardCore from the other realms. But then, a disciple of Dbz Fan said unto him, "Every time I say Dbz Fan I end up short of breath! Would it not be more appropriate for you to go by the name "Dibzcraft?" And Dbz Fan loved his new name. He was known as Dibzcraft everywhere.

However, as time went on, people began to find stories of the great Dibzcraft too unbelievable. The flow of people from the other realms came to a halt, and there was nothing even the great Dibzcraft could do to fix it. Andso the realm fell into a great depression. Crime was everywhere, the justice system was overwhelmed with cases. Great gangsters such as Awalk98, Slutty Cow, IplayCOD2, Cyiclo, TWhelan, and ProfessorRetro emerged. The Justice Commitee imprisoned them all, but they began to imprison the innocent by mistake, and people began to fear for their freedom. To make matters worse, Graser10 had stolen the great idea of the Golden Apple and given it to Mineplex, and the ruler of UltraHardCore, Aubron, had been assassinated by a gangster. The leaderless land needed a new ruler, a fair ruler. So, a well liked man by the name of Climbed started a campaign to run for Leader of the land. However, he had an opponent. Another more political man, Bergasms, had entered the race. The men were neck and neck in the race, people didn't know who to choose! But in the end, Climbed emerged victorious. There was a great celebration, and Climbed swore that he would fix the horrible depression. Despite his failure to be elected, Bergasms had enjoyed the competition thoroughly, and befriended Climbed. He grew to become Climbed's right hand man, and they worked together to create a safer UltraHardCore!

TL;DR Graser is god he makes people and mop discovers golden apples. Then UltraHardCore is graced by the presence of Dibz, thrives, Dibz becomes boring, awalk & co. Run rampant, Climbed 'n' Berg take over, fixes everything!

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