ULPT: Make money being the absolute little whore that you are by having unprotected sex with strangers from Tinder. Take their load deep then hit them up a few weeks later for "emergency abortion money." Married men and prominent members of society with something to lose will be your best targets.

We're definitely built differently.

1) there was no voice that said "this is wrong" - because it wasn't

2) you're really giving cops way too much credit

3) the media stereotype of sex workers, which you cited repeatedly, is not what I encountered actually working in the industry

4) there is no facade (weird word choice... but okay) that will come crashing down. You seem to desperately want sex workers to be arrested and/or outsmarted by law enforcement. That's just not typically what happens.

There is risk in just existing in society. I could cite that there's a little voice in your head that tells you, you could be in the wrong place at the wrong time and arrested for a murder you didn't commit. No matter how far down you push it, that little voice is there. Also, living in the 21st century, you're likely going to fall into drug addiction. It's the stereotypical 21st century lifestyle.

Do you see bizarre that sounds? It's possible for you to be locked away for a murder you did not commit - but not likely. And there is no sex worker life style. That is utterly meaningless.

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