I tried to answer your questions in way more detail than than necessary, and you're still skeptical because you don't want to believe me.

There is a difference between knowing someone is technically attractive and being attracted to them. It's a really big difference.

I don't know why me being short would preclude me from the "rule" around here that only tall men get the ladies. It's either a rule, or it isnt. I think my SO is very attractive, others do not and have said as much. That's the way it goes.

I think that yea hot guys can be funny and sweet and stuff too, but that hot part is not nearly as important.

Wish I could show you how women turn down attractive jerks. Happens every day.

And yes, I'm absolutely serious. And I hope you were as willing to believe as you stated earlier. I realize this is the Internet and I could be a huge liar, but I also have no reason to lie to you.

If you have any other questions or have anything else to say, feel free to DM me. I have poured enough of my personal life into this public space though, so I'll probably be deleting my comments soon.