I was thinking that about the hoe too, but you can switch ownership at will between family members/loved ones.

If you have a big enough family/community of loved ones it becomes worth it if you just take turns using it once per week+free food!

The piggy bank is the one i'd go for most of all though, would probably use it to get super fit by storing waaaaaaay more exercise than i'd be capable of then slowly releasing that with appropriately healthy food+sleep. I'd also use it to win eating/drinking competitions.

Plus if you for some reason KNOW that you're about to receive fatal damage(e.g falling off a cliff) you could hopefully make the damage slow release enough to be minimal damage over time. If not you still get 10 extra years of life that you otherwise wouldn't.

I think time stop glasses would be the best final option, I sometimes waste time thinking in circles so even without the useful part of always having time to think when needed i'd save like an hour of my life every day just from picking this.

Would defo get them lensed+put on some kind of necklace too.