Unjerk Thread of September 15, 2019

What the fuck did you say you little maggot? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Orokin training academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous assassinations on various Tenno, and I have over 100,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Orokin armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my words. You think you can get away with killing all those bosses? Think again. As we speak I am sending more threats to random Tenno right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the Tenno offensive. You’re dead, kid. you and your precious "Lotus". I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Orokin army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ! off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” assassination was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blade back. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re dead, kiddo

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