Why the fuck did you just snap at me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ID Team Six, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the DMV, and I have over 300 confirmed weeks of making you wait for NNY. I am trained in taking stims in my mom's basement and I’m the top ID producer in the entire US ID forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will 'forget' the fuck out of your dupe with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can post weird R&D rephrased in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in retarded babbling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Licensing Bureau and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the sub, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Maybe you would have resisted asking, "does it scan?" But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.