Unpopular Opinion: We don't really need to know that you're NOT getting the Pixel 4 in every thread/article about it.

I recently took a long hard look at myself and my beautiful and trusty workhorse Nexus 6P (God bless his molten heart) in the metaphysical mirror that is the mindspace, and have decided that it would be in our best interest to not upgrade to Google's Pixel 4. That said, we have both come to the conclusion that, in these complex and trying modern times, long range communication is essential. He will retire and enjoy his final days traveling the world, while I will be purchasing a bag of mood rocks and distributing them to my contacts, who will surely be able to see and feel my thoughts via color and temperature states that result from entanglement with the Master Stone which I will be keeping on my person at all times.

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