So yeah I was catfished, sort of. I did do a video tour earlier this month but I guess Saturday they redid the porch. . . . It was a mess. I could write a book on it.

But anyway. I went back and forth with the retailer for a solid hour before heading to the housing office. There was no luck there either. I used to be a firefighter so I decided to talk to the fire department and reach out for help with the mayhem as quite frankly it wasn’t really attached to anything. It was sort of weighed down by itself and floating in place.

Well the fire department thought it looked quite disturbing and got me in touch with a city zoner. When he showed up he was livid and immediately kicked everyone out on the second floor until an engineer could come. Rusted floor screws, cracking wood and all sorts of mayhem. I got my deposit back and moved into a much much better apartment that had an opening. Sucks I had to leave behind my racoon fries. Sincerely thankful for all of you guys. I’m so much more happier now.