Do I detect a Degree in Communications from Trump University?

Major Top Mind: Ladies and Gentlemen, our generals have informed me we have taken over Iraq.
Press Corps: So we have control of Iraq?
MTM: Well no, we have taken them over, as in we have eliminated their government and military and institutions.
PC: So what does that mean? Is the conflict over?
MTP: Well no, but we do have total control of the Iraqi Government.
PC: You control the Iraqi Government but you are still at war with the people? So that means you control government buildings, and government workers in the day time?
MTM: Not just the government, the military has been completely destroyed too!
PC: So when you say the military is destroyed, you mean Saddam’s old units are disbanded but the troops in them are still fighting you guerilla style?
MTM: The tanks, scuds, and air force are completely gone. We demolished them.
PC: Okay but their new tactics are are more effective. We have to send an additional 100,000 troops to assist, we incurred 10 times the fatalities, and we had to spend an extra $1.92 trillion on top of the 3 week $80 billion cost?
MTM: Irrelevant to the point.