Somewhat relatable story, since it's about the USPS...when I previously owned a condo, we had a concierge service that checked packages (regardless of what service they came from) into the office. One day I was expecting a very time sensitive package from USPS so I went down to the concierge to wait for them (since they came at a regular time every day...the office was right next to the gym so I worked out while waiting). The postal worker came in and delivered packages, and then started clicking off stuff on a little hand held unit and clip board and walked out.

My package wasn't anywhere in sight (and would have been because it was a larger than average box)...but the postal worker marked it as delivered as I was standing there. I walked up to her and asked "If my package wasn't actually delivered, why did you mark it as such...", and she literally just smirked and drove away.

I reported her, and it turned out that my package was actually delivered to the wrong community concierge (who happened to call ours and I was able to go get it that same day)...the person at the branch took my report and I never heard anything about it.

Story ends there? Not so fast. I sold that condo but had a couple of packages that still went to that address and I asked them to hold them for me...I went to pick them up and saw that same lady, now 6 months after that event...still delivering the mail. I walked by her and went "Still reporting missing packages?" and she just grunted and went "What?" and kept working...cunt.