I’ve got multiple inches of excess foreskin. AMA

How would you rate each of these movie premises out of 10 and why?

Two contrasting detectives from neighboring jurisdictions must work together to solve a gruesome series of decapitations tied to a backwoods asylum that was shuttered 30 years ago.

Three estranged brothers have two days to drive their autistic younger brother across the country to their mother’s funeral and break the news to him of her passing.

Two girls adventure through a realm of scenes from diverse poems to find an anonymous literary critic and convince him not to use the magic of the poetry-land to unleash billions of naked clones of James Corden upon Earth who will piss and shit on everyone.

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