I’ve never Masturbated or Watched Porn, AMA!

I saw the boss baby Inside of minecraft Not clickbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait At all I was in the mineshaft Mining ores with my pickaxe Getting big stacks of diamonds No time to relax Saw a creeper And i got scared He exploded Off my underwear Saw a deathscreen And i felt despair Yah I couldnt help but cry Why is in minecraft that i always freaking die I tried to get back into the game Reduce some pain Start from scratch and maybe try to not go insane I killed built and filled an earth and dirt establishment The goal of the housing was not lavishment Yah The creepers and the zombies and all of the other mobs kept on dying by their hands what could i do but sob AND THEN I SAW THE FREAKIN BOSS BABY He came from nowhere and he court me like a lady Treated me as if me name was cattey Ive been kinda feeling that way lately Yeah ive been feeling kinda transgender The boss baby helped me killed the dragon ender Disney pixar is where boss baby came from His mining skills will always make me feel dumb 1 + 1 it equals 2 now u know the sum 8 cooked pork by boss baby that's yum And then the boss baby left me for durv I cried while i drove around in real life and swerved The boss baby left me for durv I guess i was the one that got served All he wanted was a double shot esspreso When boss baby told me that i said heck no Boss baby will not use me that's one thing i know I won't respond when he texting me yo I guess i learned my freaking lesson Never trust a baby in a suit he be dressin Never trust a baby thats a banker he be lendin Mending that relationship impossible too dented Screw that baby mixed messages he be sendin He will try to end ur life thats what im guessin Minecraft parody boss baby song ended

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