I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking Willy-dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting, so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby, all points, all quills, no pillows, look at it, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth, that’s right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher, I’m pissing on the MOON! How do you like that Obama, I pissed on the MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 24 hours before the piss drrrrrrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you, too.