And occasionally adjusting your waistband to make sure your pants are smooth is not equal to full on sagging.

Now you're moving the goal posts to save face. You werent arguing about occasionally adjusting your pants.

I guess I, and this dead kid, are the only people who ever have to pull up their pants

It's super easy for me especially as I'm 4'10", I can totally buy pants right off the rack no problem.

I mean whoever heard of your pants slipping down when you are running - that's a made up thing.

Totally.

Do I really have to explain that when you are exerting yourself and scared shitless you may sweat... which would cause your pants to slide down your hips.

It's not that difficult to understand why someone might have to pull up a pair of pants, but don't let that get in the way of an opportunity to be an insufferable jackass.