Wow! Who is that sexy character facing brynn? The really op one with the awesome skin? Man, I bet anybody who plays that character has huge genitalia. If I ever met someone who played that character I would probably suck their dick; Like damn, what a sexy beast. Ulgrim players are all extremely pro. The only thing sexier would be a sunset Ulgrim; I would marry that guy on the spot. No Homo; but I would definetly smack his ass. Ulgrim is just so good; his signatures make me ejaculate into my underwear; If I see a Ulgrim player; I just shit a brick because I am not worthy. I would definetly buy a Ulgrim main a nice expensive steak dinner. I would also fuck him afterward. I mean;, can you even believe that Ulgrim mains exist? I bet they get all the girls. I just cannot believe that those sexy Ulgrim mains exist in the world. The green signatures contain the power of a million forests but also the beauty of a million flowers. So majestic yet so powerful, That is Ulgrim. He makes all the other legends look like pieces of shit. Lance + Axe + Apprentice = God. I hereby declare a new religion should be created; And I will create it. The religion is more of a belief system focused on our LORD and savior; Ulgrim. It shall be called Ulgrimianity with it's followers deemed as Ulgrimians. We will follow the teachings brought onto us from 's lore page. I say, I say, I say HALLELUJAH!
My god I wish I could find a Ulgrim main and fuck him so ruthlessly until his balls deflate or pop. Oh god; Ulgrim, Ulgrim, mmmmmmm I just want to cum on his oversized forehead. And when Ulgrim attacks; his forehead wrinkles up just like the scrotum of Jesus. God I want him to probe me with his Lance until I am impregnated with a Baby Ulgrim. I will then nurture it as one of my own until it grows strong. I will go to it's planetary annihilation preschool seminars and join the ATA (Alien Teacher Association) Because I want a Baby Ulgrim in my life. I just want to stare into it's little cyclops eye for the rest of my life. I will follow the baby Ulgrim everywhere; Bathroom, sleeping, shower. Nothing is off bounds when it comes to my little Ulgrim. And if anyone lays a finger on him I will start a third World War because Ulgrim is the most awesome thing in the world. I will dedicate my life to creating poetry and art based on Ulgrim. I will eradicate the other legends from history by imprisoning them in concentration camps. And when it looks like I might lose the war I will kill all the other legends and 'send em to the showers'. And then history will be rewritten to a world without anything that isn't Ulgrim. Any talk regarding the other legends will be forbidden and punishable by probing to death. If someone goes far enough to start a revolution to thy he shall be sentenced to an eternity of butthole enlargement by Lance. THERE IS NO WORLD WITHOUT Ulgrim!
Come with me my fellow Ulgrimians; The time to revolt has come!
We Will Be GODS!