Like, ok, so let’s say it’s a prank…, these aren’t my friends pranking me. I’m 45 years old. I’m not presenting myself to be the target of a prank. Why am I being targeted by employees pranking people?

Also, what is the prank? Does the prank involve putting something gross on me? Why am I now sticky? Why am I being made to feel uncomfortable? Why am I being toyed with?

Like, I’m there to get lightbulbs. I have problems in my life to deal with and think about, and I’ve got these two assholes giggling and pranking me? Making me feel gross and uncomfortable…, for their amusement? These are men. One had a beard. And my instinct was to walk around the corner and grab the guy and throw him against a shelf and ask what was so funny…, but I couldn’t see a way to get out of being arrested. I was in a rage just for being fucked with.

When I realized there was something on the card, that’s personal. I’m not try to touch a booger or what the fuck ever…, it was all I could do not to just take the trip to jail and go back and find them…, I weighed it to the point of having to shake off accepting it as a good idea…

If they did some dumb harmless prank, some tiktok dumb shit or whatever, fine, I’m easy…. But I feel like this was more of a beavis and butthead/jackass mindset, and like I touched poop…, so I feel like I’m supposed to be mad, and made to not feel mad…, and I don’t even know if it’s as bad as I imagine…. But my brain is assuming the worse…

I know it sounds dumb, I’m not injured…, I’m just…, enraged and skeeved out and annoyed…, and I just feel…., like someone did something gross to me on purpose to fuck with me.