I don't feel like you're taking into account the practicalities of having sex up against a wall. Oh sure, they make it look easy in movies and on tv, but do you understand how much effort that takes, especially on the part of the guy? I mean, he has to hold your full body weight, using nothing but his arms and his dick, while also using his legs and abs to thrust. It practically requires every muscle on his body. Do you understand the amount of energy required to do that? He'd be lucky just to hold your body weight for more than a minute, let alone fuck you while he did it. And that's not even to mention lining everything up, holding you at the right height, and not accidentally slipping out and having to line the whole thing up again.

This special effects scene in movies and television is ridiculous and creates impossible expectations. Can't we just fuck on the hood of a car or something? It's just as sexy and doesn't require CGI to pull off!

Fuck me!

/s