I wanna try it somedays

...i see you are pursuing me. so then the lid of this jar have you tried opening it? What i'm saying is... simply looking at that jar from the outside, you wouldn't know for certain what's inside is a fruit, no...? isn't that right? though it certainly seems to be fragments of something, but looking from the outside those may be potato fragments... or perhaps onion fragments... it may not look like an onion.. but it definitely looks like it could be a large mushroom! How can you be so definitive that what's in that jar is a fruit... I'm explaining the fact you opened the jar because after you received that package, you opened the lid with your hands, you smelled it. and because it gave off the sweet and sour scent of a fruit... that you came into this room thinking it was a fruit. you got all excited thinking 'i've got the exclusive scoop here' didn't you. and then... you perhaps got some fruit juice from the lid stuck to your finger. Or perhaps you were careless and licked that finger, if fate were particularly unlucky, there's a rather good chance that when you putting the lid back on, some fruit juice seeped into a small cut on your skin or you finger nail... there is no need, i already understand. this fruit is unmistakably a rokakaka, i just explained to you, as well didn't I...? perhaps you should try looking at you own face. and what you were saying regarding your source on the matter... i know who it was that sent the package as well...whomever it may be, they would always be better off without me

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