It wasn't even supposed to be a worthiness interview.

Fwiw. The physical act of Sex is like...say benzos (like xanax) or opiates or alcohol or weed. great in the moment but...like next day or whatever it's meh. Doesn't change your outlook or provide lasting happiness (evolution designed it that way actually, if it did provide sustained happiness we...wouldn't keep doing it and species that don't have sex constantly don't survive). Had a bishop that told me I had to go SIX months without masterbating to even start my missionary paperwork. I'm 99% sure now he just didn't want the ward to pay since I was poor. So I went to my singles ward bishop and I had my ppw done a few months later. They're all fucking idiots.

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