Fillers can only do so much though, and they have to be properly done. I was musing about a touch of something in my lips, and then I had to go to my town’s only real dermatological clinic. And my doctor there had her lips done, and they were SO BAD. She looked fine while her face was resting, but as soon as she started to move her mouth it was all lumpy and weirdly odd centre. And that’s the doctor! She runs the clinic.

There are so many injection moustaches where I live. Bad micro blade brows. I refuse to trust any of it.

I would love to get my nose straightened (very very crooked, broken and whatnot), and a smidge of sumpin to plump my lips, but you know what? I’m so fucking fine without any of it.