So I was watching WTFox...

So, long story but I want to share.

I applied for my first job yesterday. I randomly decide to show up today, no reason, just to watch. I'm discreet and pretending to be a customer.
I'm thinking, no problem, I'll be home in time for lunch and top 8.

Fuckin hell, the bossman recognizes me and asks if I want to learn. "Okay".
Throws a polo shirt at me. Oh.

So I quickly realize I'm stuck here for the next 11 hours. Oh. Guess no top 8, or lunch for me.

Come midday, the shop is empty. All the workers are on their phones, including bossman. I decide, hey! Maybe I do get to watch some melee! Start up twitch.

Boss comes over. I'm sweating bullets, but can literally see 2 other co-workers on their phones. He looks at the screen and says "that's melee!"

Holyshit. He says he used to play lots of SSB64, and sits down to watch. We watch top 8 together, dealing with maybe one customer an hour. He says, "are you coming back tomorrow?"

I made more money today than in the last few months combined, and watched melee, and got a lunch break.

I'm more satisfied tonight than Wizy is.

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