That Watermelon Guy

A friend of a friend worked for Starbucks one summer during a campaign where they had some sort of trailer/portable café travelling around the country to promote their ice coffee outside supermarkets. They both lived in another city but she knew that our mutual friend was heading to our hometown, so she called my friend and asked if she had gotten there yet in case she wanted to get some free ice coffee. She hadn’t arrived yet but said that I’d gladly take it, so she gave some vague directions where she could dump it. She completely misunderstood and dumped approximatly $550 worth of caramel macchiato on some random dude’s porch. Lucky them! But once she told her, she told me to swing by and collect it myself. It was a sugary summer.

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