The way nature intended

Awww I swear these colored lovebirds are cursed or sum'n.
I had two. The first one was a massive dick. He would bite any inch of flesh he saw and draw blood. I was trying to get him hand tamed when my cat ate him. It was totally my fault, well a little blame on the dick-bird but I used to take him out of the cage to try to get him used to me and to stop biting so much, but this little shit was impossible to get back in his cage! So he bit me, and as his punishment I threw him in my bedroom and shut the door, without checking in case my Devil-Cat was in there. She only left his head and some tail feathers...

My aunt gave me his little sister (she was breeding their parents) and she was the sweetest little love I ever could have asked for! I even took her to the last speech of my public speaking class (the speech was supposed to be about our future careers.) and then she died shortly after that of seemingly natural causes.
I still sometimes whistle at her hoping she'll whistle back...

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