WCGW burning this small patch of dry vegetation

This comment was posted to reddit on Dec 13, 2020 at 7:48 am and was deleted within 17 hour(s) and 41 minutes.

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You know my pine tree is currently burning down, yeah?
That's what Mr. Schmidt casually does, real classy
Are you crazy or what? Are you nuts or what?
Have you breathed in gases?
Say, are you just sick at this point?
Yes, and what should we do now? You don't have all your cups in your cupboard anymore! (common insult)
You need to be locked up
Do you know what you've just done? You can't be serious.
Him: It's all good. Her: Good where? Those are the trees of my in- laws.
Go there. Look at it. Grab your shitty thing now (refering to the extingusher)
Turn on the thing!
I don't believe it. This is sick, what you're doing. You're so sick.
Grab the extinguisher.
My hedge. My hedge.
Him: dear. dear. Her: what "dear".
He's burning down my house.
You are so alone (single maybe?). I don't understand you anymore.