WCGW Not Seeing the Lip?

"I will now proceed to ski without seeing the lip, as per my plan. What could possibly go wrong with my intention to not see the lip? Perhaps if I were to accidentally overlook it, something could go wrong, but I will be fine because I am consciously not seeing it."

[trips]

"Oh man you idiot! How could you not know that something would go wrong when you decided not to see that lip!?"

"Indeed, friend. Your mockery is appropriate as I was foolish when I chose not to see the lip. In the future I shall always be sure to decide to see the lip whenever skiing in this location. I can only hope that my error was recorded and that it will be correctly captioned when shown to others, and not mistakenly seen as an accidental oversight, but as the foolish and heedless plan that it was."

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