WebMD playing games

Proposition: a software that acts like this and has alarming pop ups that get more and more absurd to set my obsessions in perspective

ex: browsing an article for uni history paper Pop up appears “is your ADDICTION to eating ORANGE RINDS the REASON California is in a drought?!”

Me, never having eaten an orange rind “wtf no and how even is that a thing. just. whatever. quit it I’m busy.”

Minutes later “is California burning because YOU didn’t recycle that cardboard on Tuesday and God wants to teach you a lesson?”

Me, mumbling “................................... no..... that’s.................................................................. .............…………silly...”

/r/OCD Thread