My 10 month old baby is learning how to pull himself up and stand up. I had a friend over who does not watch any TM, and I told her "SHUT THA TOILET SEAT SO THA BABY DOESNT FAHLLL IN & DROWN!!!!" and immediately started laughing at myself like a dumbass.
Backstory: (I'll try to make this short as possible)
My boyfriend came home Monday night after being several states away for work the last 2 weeks. I wanted to get dolled up, and planned on straightening my hair (which was a total waste of time since it's June and I'm in southeast Texas