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HE DA BROWN GELUMP! EXACTLY YOU MY ME: HER ONCE AGAIN INTO THE LOWER END OF THE NORTHERN DIVISION HERUMKREBST. SEASON SEEMS YES FOR YOU NOT EVEN TIMES THE SHIT TO BE GONE. Apart from the fact THAT YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN NOT OVER 16 GAMES OF TIME THE SAME BOWLER LAY DOWN. JONATHAN STOP FOOTBALL IS STILL JUST NE SAUSAGE. AND WITH HOOK THE DESTROYER Liefs YES EVEN NET SO TRUE. WHAT DID YOU BECAUSE SO Fürn HOBBIT VOR OVER THE FIELD TO MAKE Sunday? BUT SEIS DRUM, YES IT IS FINALLY CHRISTMAS. DRUM WILL YOU ALSO NOT EVEN LONG BROWN TO GO NUTS. IT WAS ONLY IN SHORT: YOUR TEAM STINKS, YOUR CITY STINKS AND YOUR ENTIRE TEAM MANAGEMENT IS A HEAP BURNING SHIT (WAS THE STINK COULD TELL). YOUR SINGLE PLAYER OTHER THAN THE TWO respectable Joachim (HEATHEN AND THOMAS) YOU HAVE SENT TO THE WEST COAST. FIND YOUR RING SHANK LEAST I (AGAIN IN NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE our UNDER-LASES) rather cute AND YOUR NEW mascot IS QUITE tuffig. ALSO RESPECT TO YOUR DOG KENNEL IN THE ULTRAS: THE ARE REAL HARD TOP. THIS IS ALSO THE REASON WHY I'M THIS SEASON YOU AND NOT THE UGLY ANPÖBEL JOURNEYMEN OF THE steely AND Bengali kitties. THE FACT ARE BOTH BOTH AS A TEAM, AS WELL AS THE UPPER CHAIN CLEAN SCUM AND FULLY THE PLAGUE! THINK NOW BUT NOT THAT ANYONE HERE COMPASSION HAS MILD OR EXERCISE CAN. JUST BECAUSE DEGREE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT JESUS IS Sunday PETTING ZOO AUFGBEUT, MUCH MORE THERE ALTESTAMENTARISCHE ACT OF WRATH AND DESTRUCTION. IT IS JUST BANG HARD NORTH DIVISION FOOTBALL PLAYED. THE MEN AND SAUKK OONTERGANGSDORF BE YOUR ATTACK SERIES PARTS LIKE MOSES THE SEA AND DEATH AND HATE ABOUT YOUR PITCHER SPREAD. THE BOY IS HOW THE GRASSHOPPER MOOSLAI PLAGE BE ANYWHERE AND ANY ATTEMPT BY AN turn NIECE TO MAKE. AND THINK NOT THAT OUR PASS DEFENSE SO LOW IS WHAT IT SEEMS HAS. WILLIAM HILL AND WHO IN THE HELL IS-MELVIN ARE STILL UNDER ESTIMATE KRASSER AS A TIME TO DAVID GOLIAT. BUT ENOUGH OF OUR DEFENSE. OUR SUBMISSION IS TO THE LAND YOU IN PLAYING IS. THE ELITIST DRAGON JOSEPH FLACKO WILL SET YOU WITH throws; THE DIVINE RAYS SPELL THE SAME, BURN AS THE INQUISITION THE HERETIC AND SO IS YOUR DEFENSE TO THE FLOOR SANDING WALLS. THE YOUNG AND THE OLD SCHMIDT BE PLAYING THAT YOUR ORDER WILL GRACE whimper. THE BOY MARLON BROWN IS LIKE AN ANGEL PLAYING AND REVENGE IN CRITICAL THIRD ATTEMPT TO HAVE THE METER BRIDGE AND JUST NOT FORGET THE BEAST - DANIEL EUGENE - THE SNAKE TAIL! SPEER WÜRFELAK CARRIER HAS A PLAN SUBMISSION OUTGOING CORNER, THE ALL IN THE SHADOW IS WHAT slept CLAUSEWITZ OR SUN TSU EVEN HAVE EVER remember CAN. DEMM OUR COUNTRY WILL ATTACK YOU LITERALLY ÜBERRENEN - YOUR LINE OF DEFENCE IS ABOUT HOW THE RINSE miserable Dieche, NOT AGAINST THE GREAT FLOOD OF CHAMBERLAIN Janda AND ITS VASSALS CAN WITHSTAND. Justinius scaffold IS HOW TO NOAH ARK on the waves THIS ATTACK RIDE SERIES - DOWN TO THE PROMISED LAND OF ENDZONE! IN SHORT: WE. MAKE. YOU. DONE. TOO LONG; DO NOT READ: FUCK THE SPLITTER COUNTRY BROWN, LIKE THE ZINNZINÄTTI Bengali PERISH AND DEATH TO THE MINE CASTLE steely !!! BONUS HATE THE SANTA Didacus strikers! P.S .: MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR Koksnutten!
That clears it up!