But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of college football: are these the sorts of teams who would be susceptible to inexplicable losses? Now, a clever man would rely on betting lines, because he would know that only a great fool would bet based on simply favoring his home team. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to wager on emotion.
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Wait till I get going! Now, where was I? Yes, Florida. Florida has beaten Ole Miss, which means they're exceptionally strong, so they could be trusting on their strength to save them, so I clearly cannot pick Missouri. But, this is a Missouri home game, which means the Tigers will be playing hard, and teams that play with spirit have a better chance of winning, so I clearly cannot pick Florida.
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I will choose - What in the world can that be? Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink.
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IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHO WILL WIN!
YOU FOOL! I have won! As we all know, Kentucky is the Bluegrass State. Bluegrass is a plant, and plants are used to make … paper. Missouri is famous for its limestone. The Florida Gators’ chomp could also be seen as a scissor-like motion.
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Paper beats rock, but as we all know, STONE BEATS SCISSORS! Missouri will win!
Never go up against a Tiger when homecoming is on the line!!