Weekend Discussion Thread - February 15-17, 2019

Guys, how does shutting down the world’s largest stock exchanges for 3 days benefit us? The world can change so much in 3 days...

Just seems like the man is trying to keep us down while he manipulates the universe for his profit, meanwhile we all watch in abject horror awaiting Tuesday morning’s bell to react to his crimes, but by then it’s already too late because $SPY has already climbed 1.5% while you were watching your ex-wife’s new kids for the weekend as a favor and now the $QQQ weekly 165 puts you invested the entirety of your worker’s comp settlement in are completely worthless.

Guess it’s time to cash in these checks I found in my girlfriend’s purse and then made out to myself for the sum of 450 and 0/100 dollars.

Anyone got an FD play with Wednesday expiry?

/r/wallstreetbets Thread