I love the Apple CDC site. If you click the Apple Logo to go home it takes you buy an iPhone 11. You just told me I should call 911, now you're trying to sell me a phone. And then you have to scroll past all the slick content to go back.

https://www.apple.com/covid19/

What nightmare is this? How do I wake up? Why are corporations that aren't relevant to the situation even involved in this?

This is exactly why things are going ultra terrible by Easter. Zero consistency in what people are being told or directed to do. Worst game of Simon Says ever.

Thank Spaghetti Monster we are not in a real war. Fuck sake.