prob deleting this in 15 min or so
context btw:
my friend flirted with this girl, she caught feelings and got jealous about it when he flirted with other girls too. when i see this i think oh maybe this is some joke they do with eachother. but she deactivated all her social media and freaked out at him, bc she said "oh i am left so confused bc idk if u want anything more than just flirting" and that he said "i cannot be friends with someone i flirt with" she sent a 4 min audio clip of her crying about this and how it hurt her feelings. i think this shits over with right? not even close bro, i go to sleep that night and wake up and apparently theyre a couple now? what the fuck? that aint even the weirdest part bro, my friend yolos thousands onto the-forbidden-shitrency futures then musk man tweets and he gets margin called and loses a shit ton of money, guess what happens now? his new gf sends him money bc she felt bad for him losing money on this, she is literally a student and didnt spend time with her family on the holiday (eid) bc she needed hours,
that aint the weirdest part bro.
i come to find out she doesnt even know how he looks, she literally only fell in love with him over texting and hearing his voice, theyve barely known eachother too.
i wonder what can top this, it gets weirder at every stage bro