Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 15, 2022

Do you guys have a daily stock trading routine?

Here's what I do every morning. I wake up at 5 AM and immediately take a shower in freezing (ice cold) water. I then have a breakfast of raw oats, 4 whole eggs, and coffee grounds. I then put on my signature black suit and tie and grease my hair back (I work from home, but I think its important to always look your best).

From there, I am ready to trade stocks and do investments. My portfolio is quite impressive, mostly Apple and Tesla stock. I leverage the markets all day, only taking breaks to drink lemon water and relieve myself. This may seem out of the ordinary, much like Christian Bale in American Pyscho, but it helps me focus my mind on business. In fact, my internet friends call me "The Businessman" due to my characteristic suit and my expertise on stocks.

Do any of you have a similar routine?

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