What an amazing day.
Dad survived 'Rona. It's been 3 weeks, and he's been on the mend for most of them. I learned that today, and am over the moon.
I was being really careful in case I needed to go up to take care of my family. That game is now over.
I thought I invited a couple over to do some gaming tonight.
Whoops, it was the single mom. We had a great time playing Pandemic and Flux.
Bitches be fucking thirsty.
To all of you fucking incels, I'm a volcel for new bitches, K? I didn't hit on the horny bitch on my couch because I thought I invited a couple over, plus I visited a gal pal for a BJ over lunch break, because I was in a good mood, and was no longer horny after a woman swallowing everything that came out.
Get that? I got a fully digestive swallowing BJ today and left her place 5 minutes later because I didn't quite know that I was inviting a different horny ass bitch into my apartment that night.
You don't need offer. You just need to be.
And she won't need more than 2 seconds to realize you are less than 1 second from the nearest deadly weapon, because I never am.