[COMEDY] Sh!t Dudes Say with Jones and Mike | Episode 111 -NSFW

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Farting in the workplace puts Jones in a stinky situation, Mike worries that mankind will have to become part-machine in order to survive, and Jones tells you how to improve your muscle endurance.

*Jones breaks wind at the office, and it breaks bad. - 3:03 *Jones new co-worker hears him “slip.” - 4:25 *Jones reads his fart texts. - 6:39 *Mike teaches Jones how to cover up the sound of farts. - 9:30 *Are women any good at covering up disgusting bodily functions. - 12:50 *Can you be sued for farting aggressively? - 15:05 *Mike downs some malt liquor at his son’s soccer game. - 18:15 *Jones busts Mike out for farting in people’s faces. - 22:04 *Are office buildings built to trap you inside? - 27:04 *A firm in Sweden is fitting it’s employees with microchips. Could we be living in Limetown? - 30:29 *Why are we willfully turning ourselves in to cyborgs? - 35:40 *Could AI be a part of our own evolutionary process? - 36:40 *Elon Musk believes man must learn to merge with machines. - 39:54 *Should immortality be a goal? - 46:48 *How many pushups can you do? - 58:33 *Jones climbs an indoor rock wall. - 01:02:03 *Can working out while fearing for your life improve your performance? - 01:11:11 *The guys watch a video of a Kuwaiti woman hanging on to a balcony, screaming for her life, as her “Master” records the event on her iPhone. - 01:14:11