Sarah: Fried hair, gross yellow nails, shows us her used oil blotter, husband belches in background of videos, goes to Portillo's for date night, lives in 60-80K outdated DARK home in crap area, stick-on backsplash in kitchen, has a cubicle job, gross stained & mis-matched towels, tacky wardrobe of cheap fast fashion items, and no class.

Mrs Coco: Always looks clean and well-groomed even when dresses casually, beautiful ~700K home that is nicely decorated (no Big Lots cheap couches), has a career (or at least did before becoming SAHM), will invest in high-end quality pieces for wardrobe, respectable husband M.D. never heard belching, takes photos in natural light as opposed to a cave.