A Weekly Storyteller

The shields HAVE NO ARMOUR VALUE. Get. It. Through. Your. Dense. Skull! If you want to use your shields for defence, put merits into saying that they have an applicable armour value, because all we will ever do otherwise is pretend that they. Do. Not. Exist.

Not to mention, Cee carries two massive steel shields. With STR 3. The wiki entry for Strength 3 reads:

3: Good: You can bench press 250 lbs.

Bench press 250. Keep in mind, bench presses are basically a measure of your maximum lift ability. Cee's shields alone, with their flamethrowers built in, as well as his medkit, and whatever other goodies you strap in there, would weigh at least a hundred pounds. Even being "heavy enough to leave an impression, but light enough to where I'm not a complete turtle", their weight would still slow Cee down to an immense degree. You tried a wall run stunt in the fight against Vanna. With these shields, and STR 3. I don't care that you have stamina 5, and could lug the things around (assuming Cee was even strong enough to begin with), you're not pulling off those kinds of acrobatics while carrying flamethrower kite shields with medkits attached to them.

Speaking of medkits: Cee has Medicine 4. The wiki entry for Medicine reads:

1: Novice: You know the basics of setting bones and preventing shock.

2: Practitioner: You have paramedic-quality training.

3: Professional: You are a doctor and can diagnose and treat diseases.

4: Expert: You can perform surgery.

5: Master: You are a specialist of great renown.

Medicine two implies having already taken a six-month course for paramedic certification. Medicine three implies having graduated medical school and been licenced as a physician. Medicine four effectively renders you drinking buddies with Medicine five, also known as Doctor Gregory House.

Cee has none of these certifications. He has Medicine 4, and that is it. Cee is as much a doctor because of this skill's level as I am a professional astrophysicist for having taken a NASA extra-curricular course, in other words, not at fucking all. Where did Cee learn his "trade", when did he get the schooling needed to become proficient at saving lives? How, in the name of the late Monty Oum himself, would Cee, of all people, get a job as a doctor?

You know what else? Cee has Intelligence ONE. Fucking. ONE. Do you know who else has Intelligence one? GINGER has Intelligence one. Ginger cannot even form proper sentences. The wiki entry for Intelligence 1 reads thusly:

1: IQ 80

This means that Cee is, literally, not even jokingly, a borderline retard. As a matter of fact, you know who actually has Cee beat in EVERY mental attribute? That's right! Ginger does.

Cee is, in his most basic form, a borderline mentally retarded individual with no formal medical training, barely above-average strength, and a useless weapon. Cee's flamethrowers deal 5 damage. Factor in defence and armour stats on damn near anyone here, and that tallies out to literally nothing.

Cee is not a "freight train". He is not a "badass." He is not a surgeon, nor a doctor, nor even a basic paramedic. Cee is an individual who should, in all seriousness, be taken out of Beacon, and placed in a government-funded special education programme, complete with a little padded helmet, for his own goddamned protection.

Have I finally made this clear enough to you?

/r/rwbyRP Thread