Watch out everyone, we've got a genius over here!
"HURR DURR HE SAID I CANT SELL IT SO ILL JUST TRADE IT FOR MONEY HAHAHAH SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HAHAHA! NO? I THOUGHT NOT! IM SO SMART I BY PASS THE RULES BY CHANGING THE DEFINITIONS OF THE ENGRISH WANGRUAGE BWAHAHAHA laughs in Tidus"
The best part is that you're probably dead serious, thinking that you're so clever in maneuvering around all these "obstacles" that are so inconveniently in the way between you and what you want.
Why are you even asking for permission at this point? You're the type of person that will do what ever they want anyways without regard for others or the rules.
I would encourage people to PM you with offers of paying monies in order to relieve you of your account, and although that doesn't seem to be in gross violation of the rules here, it's probably frowned upon for stooping lower than you are doing right now.