Well whaddaya know: on Reddit, bitch is synonymous with "woman"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

Fuck your worst, and fuck your best, too.

Of course.

And we also got this le gem of a bonus poem in the comments!

I didn’t write this (don’t know who did), but it’s great:

‘She spoke her slogan, well-rehearsed,

And oftentimes expressed:

'If you can't take me at my worst,

You don't deserve my best!

So there!' she grinned, content with glee,

And pompous, proud delight

Emboldened by banality,

And self-important trite.

'All-right,' I said - 'I'm gone, and glad.'

She turned with dark dismay.

'You see - your worst is really bad.

Your best is just okay.'

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