I would..pay off my student loans, finish my current degree, fast track starting the business I'm slowly trying to make the money to start while finishing my degree, get my IT certs in comp TIA because this Bachelors is useless but I've got to finish it, help my family, buy a shit ton of umbrellas and blankets so I had some to hand out to all the homeless people I see out here in Buffalo, keep riding the same piece of shit bike and working towards getting my health back, spend a little bit flying across the country 40lbs down from now to try and woo "the one that got away" a decade ago who is still just as beautiful inside and out as the first time I met her, , get a very sensible and reliable vehicle I could perform most of my own maintenance on (plus a few tools) and pass the rest back into whatever good deeds or help for others I can.

I don't even know that I'd need that much to speed up getting it all together. It's a fun thought though, and I've got literally nothing to lose.