So, I actually bothered to type this into a hex to string converter, here's what I got:

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Then, I put it into a reverse text generator.

To: Cog Ground Troops From: Cog Command === TRANSMISSION START === We are issuing a full tactical retreat from the following hot-zones effective immediately: Loopy Labs Lane Toontropolis Central Pluto's Palace Despite our technological advances following the restructure of our democracy, The Toons have begun developing advanced "gags" that directly cause our primary circuits to fail, As a result, we are asking all cogs of level 8 or higher to report to The Chairman immediately for retasking. While the Toons are winning their battle for Loopy Labs, When we unveil our hidden nation, We will win the war. Signed, The Chairman. === TRANSMISSION END ===