Quality tissue. You do not wanna be sitting somewhere wondering why your fingers smell like ass, "Did I touch shit somewhere?" now you gotta stand up and look around... Now you have your friends standing up in unison to help you find whatever you're looking for..

No Sir. Not cool. How do you explain that you're just trying to see if there is shit stains around because your fingers smelling like ass.

Now here comes the joker with that "Oh Kelvin, you sleep walking around again aren't you? Who's butt did you finger while you were sleep walking this time. Was it an animal? "

Again quality tissue is worth the money because Hey look you're about to kiss your girl and you put your hand on her face.. She starts to cry. You think it's because you are romantic. I cannot stress this enough.. Your shit stinks so bad her eyes are watering.. Now she is sitting with you watching friends but all she is thinking is.. "did he start playing with his own ass? I'm I not satisfying her? Or is he secretly gay?"

Yes you might wash your hands after the loo but did you wash the stink of your fingers?

Out here greeting everybody and now we are all changing tissues koz we think our hands smell like shit but guess what it's not our shit it's your shit you need to get together. With good quality tissue