What do Americans find the most unusual about Australians?

I've seen it everywhere from Paris to Bali and a hundred places in between. If you go to Australia, 99% of the people are so wonderful that you don't even notice the 1% trailer trash assholes. But when you encounter Australian tourists outside of Australia, it's always those 1%. They're covered in tattoos and they wear This t shirt to buddhist temples or at the airport when tens of thousands of Muslims are departing for hajj. I swear they all have that t shirt. They go surfing, then go to restaurants without putting shoes on. They watch F1 in pubs and scream obscenities at the tv. They play grabass with ladyboys on the street in Bangkok and video it for their social media. Fuck each and every Australian who has ever gone to Oregon for windsurfing or Rio to bang whores. Fuck them all.

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