3. What is an analogy that gets your point across perfectly, but is wildly inapprop...

What is an analogy that gets your point across perfectly, but is wildly inappropriate?

Yes. This. Came here to say this..Logged in just to upvote this..I know this will never be seen but…I found this gem… This will be downvoted to hell/buried but… An upvote for you, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar. You magnificent bastard. Someone give this man reddit gold. M’lady.. tips fedora.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming. That escalated quickly. To the top with you! Lost it at Walmart. This is why we can’t have nice things. Faith in humanity restored. Whoa / mind = blown. Manly tears were shed. Cutting onions. I know that feel, bro. Right in the feels. Risky click. Shots fired. Nailed it. You. I like you. I regret that I only have one upvote to give. Tree fiddy. Was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as ball licker? What did I just read? Da fuq? YOU HAD ONE JOB. I can’t fap to this! Cakeday. What are you doing, stahp! For science? That’s enough internet for me today... Would not bang. x/10 would (not) Y. What is this I don’t even? How is this WTF? Circlejerk must be leaking. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym... Said no one ever, I have the weirdest boner right now. My first post, /thread.

Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about dicks!

EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!

EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!

Are you me? No, this is Patrick! Directions unclear – dick stuck in Patrick. I laughed way harder than I should have. It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions. Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive. Something something broken arms. Plot twist! Waiter here: can confirm / can confirm: am regular guy etc. Doctors HATE him! Something involving sex with “your mom”? Mom’s spaghetti? Tom Cruise & Ghandi [intensifies]..rekt.

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