What is an unacceptable or awkward question to ask a man on the first date?

I've definitely been tempted to (but haven't). As a man who's passed the most rigorous background investigations the US government can give and generally has my shit together but has struggled to find women in my region (the singles scene is particularly trashy in my immediate surroundings) who aren't criminal train wrecks with horrible credit and no legal drivers license I've often wished I could run background checks on people or ask them a panel of screening questions first. But even I know that would look bad and it usually becomes obvious soon enough.

More related to the OPs topic, I looks much more innocent than I am so nobody ever thinks I'm a criminal. Much to my frustration they're usually shocked when I drink a beer and prove to not be a devout mormon.

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