Things that annoy me as a grocery employee:

1) Leaving frozen/meat/dairy products out of place in random shelves

2) Walking slow

3) Parking your cart in the middle of the aisle

4) Parking your cart on one side of the aisle, then standing next to it as to block 2/3 of the aisle while pondering your life decisions

5) Chatting with your friends, each group with at least one cart, all in one aisle blocking the entire aisle

6) Passive-aggressively complaining that we're in the way by stocking the shelves for you fat fucks who need gluten-free this and that because it's healthier.

7) Lack of spacial awareness.

8) Asking for extremely specific shit, then getting upset when I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

9) Passive aggressiveness because I can't satisfy your every need.

10) Walking so fucking slow when I've got a heavy fucking bag of sugar in my hand, and you are too god damn oblivious to realize how slow your moving. And then you fucking stop in front of a line of people to check your shopping list or text your friend. Then I try to move around you and you start walking again, and now people are coming towards us and I have to scootch back behind you. Then you stop in front of the aisle I need to go into and you look down, wondering if you need something from that aisle. Oh it'd be fine if you'd just get the fuck out the way, but you instead decide to stand and block the entrance of the aisle because you can't decide if you needed lemon pepper or lemons for your stupid omelette le french. And so now I am faced with the task of sitting there waiting for you to make up your god damn mind, or maybe you'll realize how much of a burden you are and get the hell out of everyone's way, or I'll man up and say "Excuse me" without blurting any swears. God damn it Barbara, just grab your gluten-free quinoa and get the fuck out.