What are you currently incredibly happy about?

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Nerdy college Junior girl here.

My friend James is a know-it-all, slightly chubby geek.

Two days ago, he lost a bet to me over a board game where we said the loser has to do whatever the winner wants.

He said beforehand, "Oh great, get ready to run down the street in your bra & panties!"

I beat him easily and, with a devilish smirk, I said "You have to spend the rest of the entire week naked."

I said "You can't be serious!"

I was VERY serious.

I literally took all of his clothes, even bed dressings and curtains, walking out the door with them in 3 large garbage bags.

Every stitch of fabric in his apartment.

I then said "Strip."

He then had to hide behind the door and hand me the clothes right off his bare back before I headed out giggling.

After I shut the door, I waited 5 seconds, then SWUNG it open and there was James: eyes wide, mouth open, slightly chubby belly and small package exposed to the world.

As naked as a jaybird in front of me.

I spun him around and said "Just had to make sure you weren't cheatin', nekkid boy!" and SPANKED his bare butt HARD before shutting the door and walking out laughing.

Today I called and said "Dignity still in tact, birthday suit boy?"

He said "yes", even though I could tell from his shaky hand that he was covering his balls with his hands even with nobody in the freaking room!

Revenge is sweet!! lol

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