What are great alternatives to text a girl instead of hey wassup or how was your day and all that boring texts ?

"Boom zang ziigaaayyyy. Hi!"

"Hello potential mating partner."

"Wassup Hey/ wassup helloOoOoOo"

"My penis insisted we come by early for his appointment with Miss Gina. Also, I'm having trouble pronouncing her first name. Is it "Va" with the "a" pronounced or is it like "Vah" with the "ah" sound? Sounds kinda fancy tbh......sounds French."

On a frfr note.....you don't have to start a convo all formal like. Depending on who, what, when, where,why& how.....you could continue last convo. Or just start talking ab something interesting,witty, funny, a question....whatever. I wouldn't think too much on it though man, just avoid saying "hey" or the like every single time you start a convo. Try not to repeat yourself too much and stay true to yourself.

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